Head to Bob Bob Ricard and feel like the pimpest Russian around. Any restaurant menu staring with gold vodka, caviar and oysters ensures a ‘good time had by all’. It doesn’t matter that all those vodkas mean your night is a little blurred. Start with cucumber martinis and settle into your ornately lavish table booth where their ‘Press for Champagne’ button has to be one of the most Instagrammed images when out in London. Just make sure your invite your most worthy (read: fun) friends.